Gonna make you, make you, make you coffee

If, like me, you cannot make out the words to the Pretender’s “Brass in Pocket”, here are some alternate ones that you can sing to your partner in the morning.

Got brass in pocket

Got kettle, I’m gonna use it

Intention, I feel inventive

Gonna make you, make you, make you coffee

Got kitchen, nice big kitchen

Been brewing, dicing peeling

No reason, just seems so pleasing

Gonna make you, make you, make you coffee

Gonna use my jam

Gonna use my eggs

Gonna use my fry pan

Gonna use espresso

Gonna use my filter

Gonna use my, my, my waffle iron

‘Cause I gonna make you pee

There’s nobody else here

No one but me

Our special (special), is breakfast (breakfast)

I gotta have some of your caffenation, give it to me

Got melons, I can cut them straight

Got a new scone, it’s so sweet

Got something, whatever you want

Gonna make you, make you, make you coffee

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